thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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