I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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