Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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