You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Randomize
