I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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