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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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