So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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