I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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