i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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