Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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