The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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