I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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