In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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