I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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