Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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