And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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