Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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