We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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