I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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