ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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