You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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