He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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