I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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