she was so not down for the gang bang
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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