fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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