Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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