why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
