i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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