What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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