Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I will be naked everywhere
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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