Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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