??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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