my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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