Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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