You can't motorboat a personality
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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