the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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