Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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