We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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