Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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