there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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