Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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