Define "chronic" masturbator.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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