Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
