Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Randomize
