Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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