Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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