I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
