Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
