What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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