Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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