Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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