dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I touched a dick in church today
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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