Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How does one acquire holy water?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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