I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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