Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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