i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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