I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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