he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
