Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
