Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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