Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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