are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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